We can’t give you a warm welcome hug, but we can offer you 20% of all your orders (sign up for free membership above) and free batteries with any sex toy unless it’s mains or rechargeable. Our service includes, 100% secure payments, discreet packaging and tracked deliveries on every order for your peace of mind.
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Browse around and make yourselves at home. We offer a universe of fun new experiences, and what is better than fun. We hope to make your solo, and couples play memorable, your hen, stag and fancy dress parties an absolute laugh and your sexy selves as hot as can be in our lingerie.
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